my mom was just like “i just realized “devil” is evil with a d”
EVIL WITH A D
she still doesn’t realize why i was laughing so hard
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
After 3 years, John receives a text. It says “I bought milk, I’ll put the kettle on. Come home, it may be dangerous. SH”, and John calls Lestrade, because maybe a madman is in his flat. And indeed, there he is.
This is the best one yet!
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised